Reenacting Gifts

Argument-in-IKEA reenactors

The days before television

Remote control pirate bully

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Moustached gentleman

Goddess

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'I am the winner!'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'