Reenacting Pillows

Argument-in-IKEA reenactors

The days before television

Remote control pirate bully

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Moustached gentleman

Goddess

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But I use all of them!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'I am the winner!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"