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An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

Moustached gentleman

"Arise." "I can't."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Sorry, Lancelot, but I'm just not a knight person.'

"It's very convenient." - The 'must have' for a knight in the pub.

Knight relieving himself.

A cavalier gentleman.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

2 knights jousting; one being rubbed out by a pencil eraser lance.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'There hath got to be a better way to do this!.'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I think they're up to something.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'