Reenactor Mugs

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

Moustached gentleman

"Arise." "I can't."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Sorry, Lancelot, but I'm just not a knight person.'

"It's very convenient." - The 'must have' for a knight in the pub.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Knight relieving himself.

A cavalier gentleman.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

2 knights jousting; one being rubbed out by a pencil eraser lance.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'There hath got to be a better way to do this!.'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.