Reef Keepers Gifts

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I don't do windows."

'I wish I was creative'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Go on - they're organic!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

No Smoking.