Reef Keepers T-Shirts

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I wish I was creative'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'