Redneck Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'No Farmer Bob, that is not a medical book to help treat the sore ass.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Airplane

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Thinker. The Listener

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"Giddyup."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Very few leave the grove!"

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

Evacuation Route.

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

Hillbilly mall maps.

'How very Putney!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

A northern cow

Wanted - better artist.

'You will look simply marvelous in this newest one from our road kill collection!'

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

OWT - NOWT.

'Well, I was offered 15 million to do a movie with Julia Roberts, but I'll keep farming ..that was a joke.'

Knock Down - This Billboard only $495.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

'Who needs apps?'

Is she Vogueing at me?

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