Redneck Aficionado Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

Christine McVie

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Steven Tyler

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"Great, now they all want a scarf."

Stoop Fan

'You will look simply marvelous in this newest one from our road kill collection!'

Cactus in desert with gun!

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

Country Pub Walk

Smalltown, U.S.A.

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."