Redneck Humor Gifts

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Close, but no cigar!

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

Wanted for Stick Up

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

10 pin bowling cows.

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"You're in my spot!"

'How very Putney!'

A hunter missing his target

Bless you!

The Ice Cream Age.

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

'You will look simply marvelous in this newest one from our road kill collection!'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

A northern cow