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A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

A holiday at home

Pole Vault Rules

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Odd Spas

Gene Manipulation

'Oh course!'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Stun-gun target practice.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"In case of drop in cabin pressure, wear oxygen mask before taking Selfie."

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

'Creative right?'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"