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Odd Spas

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

A holiday at home

"Yipeee!"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"In case of drop in cabin pressure, wear oxygen mask before taking Selfie."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

"Scuber?"

'It can't be worth much.'

'Well those 122 hospital visits weren't in vain...we've identified the cause of your fatigue as stress related to too little leisure time.'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

"The only way to survive this heat without violating the dress code!"

Christmas Family Gliders

J'Accuse!

"Training aid."

"What shall we stare at tonight?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Man fishing in the rain with his bored wife

Hopscotch leading to a basketball hoop.