Leisure Time Artist T-Shirts

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Yipeee!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Odd Spas

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"It's his creative time."

Action shot portrait.

Bath tube with human feet.

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

Sheep eating dreamer

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

The other 364 days of the year.

Angel sleeping on cloud-like hammock

'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'

Returning from a trip and isolating

'Well those 122 hospital visits weren't in vain...we've identified the cause of your fatigue as stress related to too little leisure time.'

The World Will End... After Labor Day

'I think I need some me time.'