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"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Yipeee!"

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

Odd Spas

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"It's his creative time."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Action shot portrait.

Bath tube with human feet.

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

The other 364 days of the year.

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Sheep eating dreamer

Angel sleeping on cloud-like hammock

'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'

'Well those 122 hospital visits weren't in vain...we've identified the cause of your fatigue as stress related to too little leisure time.'

Returning from a trip and isolating

The World Will End... After Labor Day