Leisure Time Humorist T-Shirts

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

COWMIKAZES

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Foot Massage

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Dude, don't say it..."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"Now where did I park my car?"

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'