Recovery From Accident Pillows

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Lady in wheelchair with friends.

'You received cards from seven auto body shops!'

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'I you hadn't written the car off. . . I could visit you more often.'

Later that day, Jim and Lisa fell in love in hospital!

The diagnosis? The chasis's bent and the bumper's dented!

'No dear,Daddy WAS an explosives expert...'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Barbeque Casualty.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

Being Serenading in Casualty

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.