Work Accident Recovery Pillows

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Barbeque Casualty.

Danger Slow Sand.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"You call all this a side effect?"

Big slipper.

'This is your lucky day!'

'I tried it at home...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"The good news is, I got religion!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."