Recovery After Accident Pillows

"I've only just heard about your accident. Why didn't you write?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Barbeque Casualty.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Time Out For Teddy

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"