Recovering From Self-harm Pillows

Self Harm Support.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Time Out For Teddy

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Very funny!'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."