Healing From Injury Pillows

Man in hospital watching television in his cast.

"There's no response! Are you sure he's in there?"

"Scootch over."

Broken Leg

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Time Out For Teddy

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

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'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Man with broken leg in cast.