Reclining Gifts

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Lady of the bath...

University Soapflakes

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

ZZZZZZZ Top

Lazy Octopus

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

American Idle.

Homo Gamus

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Love is when you watch television together.