Reclaiming Control Gifts

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"I am a control freak."

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"

Date Control

Businessman as God

'He runs a marvelously disciplined corporation.'

"Ok - when we get to the freeway I'll drive!"

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

"I did 'stop and smell the flowers' once. Then I bought them, cut them down, and put up condos."

'At least you got something out of your political rehabilitation.'

"I can't stand microwave managers."

'He's been unbearable since he took the IRS to court and beat them.'