Recipe Sharing Pillows

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'It's my favorite.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

In the DNA Kitchen

'Men's cooking'

Vegetable Cook

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Witches of Instagram

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Inexperienced Cook

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."