Recipe Sharing Gifts

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'It's my favorite.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Men's cooking'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Vegetable Cook

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Witches of Instagram

The Inexperienced Cook

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"First you make a roux."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'