Recipe Following Pillows

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Ok, now I've separated the eggs."

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Blog Breakdown

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Secret Family Recipes

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

Kitchen Consultations

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'