Recession Readers Gifts

"This is definitely not going to be good for the economy!"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Crisis'

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Economy.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

Recession

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

White House Garage Sale.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Federal Guidelines

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

US Dollar weakens.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Low standard of living

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"Goodbye cruel world."

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

Bad news airbag

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

Financial crisis and layoffs

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'