Recession Humor Lover Gifts

Quit Hogging the Job

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'Until this economy thing straightens out, you'll be working out of your car.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Excuse me, sir, I know you didn't get your bonus, your house is mortgaged to the hilt, you have two kids in college, your employer is facing bankruptcy and . . .'

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'

'Personally, I thin the downsizing went too far.'

'The destiny of untrained seals'

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

Teddy's teacher wants to see us. She says he made disturbing comments in class. Odd. It's not like him. Tree's Trees. I don't know how to break this to you, but

"It's even worse than I thought!"

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

'Sales of new homes are plummeting. I suggest we build old homes.'

Vulture sitting on company profits graph.

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

I need your help to hide a lot of money I just, um, came into. I'm sorry

"Business is terrible. I've already had to refill with red ink two times this month."

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'I'm sorry, Rendleman - But in this economy we just can't justify a company poet.'

Bankruptcy court

'Is a State of the Economy address supposed to have a laugh track?'

"Inflation doesn’t seem so bad to me."

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."