Recession Humor Lover Pillows

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'Until this economy thing straightens out, you'll be working out of your car.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Excuse me, sir, I know you didn't get your bonus, your house is mortgaged to the hilt, you have two kids in college, your employer is facing bankruptcy and . . .'

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

"It's even worse than I thought!"

'Personally, I thin the downsizing went too far.'

'The destiny of untrained seals'

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

'Sales of new homes are plummeting. I suggest we build old homes.'

Vulture sitting on company profits graph.

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

Bankruptcy court

"Inflation doesn’t seem so bad to me."

"Business is terrible. I've already had to refill with red ink two times this month."

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'Is a State of the Economy address supposed to have a laugh track?'

'I'm sorry, Rendleman - But in this economy we just can't justify a company poet.'

'We've experienced something of a recession, Mr. Bosworth, but it seems to have bottomed out.'