Recession Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Yeah, I've been lucky. My business is pretty darned recession-proof.'

"The doctor accepts cash or check, but considering the economy, he prefers your gold fillings."

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

"Thanks to the state of the economy, business has never been better."

"Marvin is in the group who has given up trying to find work...and that was before the recession!"

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Until this economy thing straightens out, you'll be working out of your car.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

'Excuse me, sir, I know you didn't get your bonus, your house is mortgaged to the hilt, you have two kids in college, your employer is facing bankruptcy and . . .'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'

'Our shares are so low, they're all ended up in the Isles of Wight.'

Teddy's teacher wants to see us. She says he made disturbing comments in class. Odd. It's not like him. Tree's Trees. I don't know how to break this to you, but

'He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown.'

'Personally, I thin the downsizing went too far.'

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

"I run an unintentionally nonprofit organization."

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

"It's even worse than I thought!"