Reception Desk Enthusiast Gifts

Receptionologist

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Gay Times...

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Office Ergonomics.

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Big desks take time.

Medical Center.

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"In"

'This better be important.'

Working Vacation.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Desk sale

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

"Yes, Mr. James is in. What excuse would you like to hear for him not seeing you?"