Reception Desk Enthusiast Pillows

Receptionologist

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Gay Times...

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Office Ergonomics.

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Big desks take time.

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Medical Center.

'Wow, my own desk!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Working Vacation.

'This better be important.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Desk sale

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Yes, Mr. James is in. What excuse would you like to hear for him not seeing you?"