Recent Loss Pillows

'I buried my husband four months ago...He was dead.'

La Table

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Broken Heart

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"He had a full two weeks."

"I need a man who will commit."

Months after she broke with the celery, Alice was still being stalked.

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Loved Jamaica!"

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Even though the other team scored more point, I'm going to throw a crying fit."

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

Men in women's 101

'He has delusions of grandeur. He thinks I'm in love with him.'

'Didn't listen to my investor's advice.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Have you got anyone on your books who's desperate and doesn't care what I look like?"

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'