Recent Diabetes Diagnosis Gifts

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Bacchus.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

International House of Excrement

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'