Diabetes Specialist Gifts

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

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North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'