Recent Diabetes Diagnosis Prints

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Bacchus.

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

International House of Excrement

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Split the last one?