Receiving First Car T-Shirts

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Man whistles while driving his car.

I love my motor.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Cat on Board.

House hunting is cruel.

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

Road Test