Teen Getting Their First Car T-Shirts

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

I love my motor.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

Road Test

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Car party.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"It's worse than I thought."