Receiving First Car Mugs

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Man whistles while driving his car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I love my motor.

"Is there a problem officer?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

House hunting is cruel.

Cat on Board.

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Road Test

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'