Receiving Daca Approval Gifts

Education to the Rescue

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Kritik's Korner

Convenience.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"First you make a roux."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Olive Oil

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Man Ray

I bake my own bread.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Francis Picabia

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

Baker

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

Baking

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"I think you have to leave it in for ten minutes per pound."

Looking Daggers

"Then one evening I mentioned to Richard how much I enjoy his cooking."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"I'm training him to do chores."