Receiving Daca Approval Pillows

Education to the Rescue

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Convenience.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Olive Oil

"First you make a roux."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

I bake my own bread.

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Baker

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Baking

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

"Then one evening I mentioned to Richard how much I enjoy his cooking."

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Looking Daggers

"I'm training him to do chores."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'