Diplomatic Affairs Fan Gifts

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

Gough Whitlam and Zhou Enlai

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Middle East peace lesson.

Conflict In Palestine

Kim-Putin Summit

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

Obama visits Mexico

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Trump and President Xi

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Pawn Stars

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Trading Insults

Middle East Peace Process.

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

The Arab Autumn

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Munich Security Conference

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Merkel's shadow.

"You drop yours first."

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit