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"His words, not mine."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Biting Slippers.

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

The clowns are coming!

Magician makes a smell

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Previously on..."

Someday, the worm will turn.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."