Cute Slipper Collector T-Shirts

"I promise. No animals were harmed in the making of your slippers."

'Fetch.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Just the slippers is fine!"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Baby face

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Cowboy Slippers

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"I thought these might liven up our evening."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"I don't know why you bother trying to teach him. He's brought the wrong slippers again."

Penguin wearing Slippers

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Hand takes a shower,

Gee, thanks