Novelty Slipper Collector T-Shirts

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

'Fetch.'

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Med School Mascots.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Monkey Business

"Not until you fetch the other one."

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