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'They're not house-broke!'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

'Fetch.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Lavatory Waterfall

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

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"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'