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'They're not house-broke!'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Fetch.'

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Newest items from the cooler image

Monkey Business

Med School Mascots.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."