Receiving A Medical License T-Shirts

Doctor's diplomas: 'M.D., Surgery, Second Opinions.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Gross."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Safe Driving.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Dentist Training School.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."