Getting Driver's License T-Shirts

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Let me look at that map...'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Never mind about what the guy behind you is doing.'

"You'll lose points for that."

Once I knew I could speak I got my drivers license.

This time you've gone too far!

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'How's that for dipped headlights?'

'Student Driver'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'