Getting A Driver's Permit T-Shirts

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Steep learning curve ahead.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

Way to go

Road Test

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'