Getting A Learner's Permit T-Shirts

'Which side would you like me to drive on today?'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'I need both hands for steering.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I love my motor.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Let me look at that map...'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'