Getting A Learner's Permit Pillows

'Which side would you like me to drive on today?'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"