Learner's Permit Pursuer Pillows

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

CEO Incentives

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

'Check your blind spot'

Driver under instruction

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'