Learner's Permit Milestone Pillows

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Woman crying with happiness.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Personal Potty Trainer

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

DACA

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

We are here!

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

"You must be in seat 2D."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'The good news I got an 'A' in School Lunch.'

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'